Won't someone give her a gun?!
*drum roll* It's that time of year again the late night essays, projects etc. At the moment my brain thinks that it's 8.30a.m when it's really 11.30 p.m. I stayed up last night doing a contender for one of the most boring essays ever, until last year the roman coinage essay was the front runner but then it was knocked off the top spot by the small market economies essay and then that was overtaken by this years A.I essay. Yup the A.I essay wins. What annoyed me even more is I put off doing my project work to do the essay because it was a part of a group project and now the lecturer has gone ahead and given us an extension, bastard! It would have been a good thing a day ago. One of the other group members got most of their references from "wikipedia" *cringe* that's okay if you're five and doing a project on squirrels or snakes but we're post- grads...come on!

And finally, A special fuck you very much! goes out to the drunk(I presume) person/persons who kicked nay jumped on top of the mudguard on my back wheel snapping off the metal parts that hold the mud guard away from the wheel and buckling the wheel itself rendering it a write off for the time being. It's surprising because one day I left it without a chain (nothing happened) another time I left it over night again (nothing happened). I was in the lab and I heard drunk high voices outside but thought nothing of it as this is a thoroughfare for football fans(hooligans not of the sweet and tender variety) to get to the pitches and also students coming from a terrible bar the atmosphere of which reminds me of a motor way service station. I was stopped the other night by campus security(I wanted to pick up my bag)..I was in high spirits lets say but minding my own business walking safely through the now almost empty car park "where are you going?" "I'm going to pick up my bag" "where?" "computer science". "Your eyes are very watery i'm not sure I can let you..." *barring my way with hand* "listen, i've been across the road at the pub celebrating with my class mates now I want to get my bag from the lab and go home". Couldn't believe it like the place is a night club! *not tonight love* it's a wide open plan university! Why weren't they walking around the other night when my bike was vandalised!

And relax... I like this song-

Trash Can Sinatras- Obscurity Knocks